Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

dewgongo:

how to be a lil bitch:

  1. look like u
  2. act like u
  3. smell like u
  4. dance like u
  5. talk like u
  6. u
Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago

It’s odd. When we wrote ‘Suicide Season’, we weren’t writing lyrics to try and help people or get anyone through anything but the amount of people who have come up to me since and said a particular song has helped them through something or kept them alive. It’s weird to hear that, because it’s all from my personal experience.

(Source: justcrashs)

Posted 14 hours ago

howidiotic:

if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life

Posted 14 hours ago

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

(Source: hunnessy)

Posted 14 hours ago

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

Posted 14 hours ago

polople:

do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah” 

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 14 hours ago